crunchbuttsteak: chum-personable: severalbadpunslater: lilbit4point0: azuresquirrel: Really whenever I need cheering up I just imagine the plot of a classic Simpsons episode except Usagi Tsukino is in Homer’s place because it would always be 100% canon: EXAMPLE: “Deep Space Usagi” as a ratings stunt, Usagi is sent on a space ship as an “average person” (winning the competition …

mago-emplumado: canticleofthegreywardens: mago-emplumado: Varric lied. The companions are not as hot as he makes them seem. In fact they are very average people with very average features. Fenris in reality wears practical armor instead of that skin tight leather suit. Isabela’s boobs are not that big. Merrill is ripped and can body press hawke’s mabari. …

prokopetz: theyoungestwhateleydaughter: prokopetz: tardigradetheking: prokopetz: dvandom: prokopetz: IT experts are often described as “computer wizards”, but that’s not particularly accurate. IT experts are clearly priests. Considered the resident authority on systems you have no first-hand experience with owing to the fact that you’re the only person who understands the documentation (interpretation of sacred texts) Responsible …

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