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linear-bee: when your friends can’t even name the three parts in which all Gaul is divided
tainbocuailnge: tainbocuailnge: social media was a good development because back in ancient greece it didn’t exist and people would just be yelling their opinions in the city square instead and the only way to block them was murder or exile the court of athens, sentencing socrates to death for “rotting the youth and disrespecting the gods”: …
elucubrare: yoyonolen: Soldier: Sir we have conquered another city, what should we name it? Alexander: Name it Alexandria. Soldier: But sir we’ve already named 60 other cities that. Alexander: Brand recognition, represent. #like mcdonalds? cursed concept, but also: Alexander puts a sign reading “35 million served” in his camp. Hephaestion starts breakdancing.
catilinas: catilinas: the scene where odysseus kills the suitors is very dramatic and all but like. he’s got no clothes on???? i arrive on ithaca bow: strung disguise: off dick: out
terpsikeraunos: thoodleoo: that part of the 4th georgic where vergil says that you need to cherish your bees is really cute and all but my demon brain won’t stop thinking of the hewwo mr obama meme and inserting “then cherish” into the poem
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gupdoo3: “what’s up everybody i’m pandora and welcome to my unboxing video”
infinitefern: littlepinkbeast: rainbowbarnacle: c-has-a-blog: @the-hare-gets-fucked @jumpingjacktrash featherless biped confirmed, looks legit @romanimp @theivorytowercrumbles Source: janitor1
andmaybegayer: awed-frog: rhymeswspinach: just-shower-thoughts: Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively logical conclusion that dragons existed. I’ve read a couple books on this actually, thats exactly what happened. Also cyclops are from looking at bones from a certain type of baby elephant. The giant note hole and tiny eyes …
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