randomencounters: Encounter: a Daucus, a tiny naturally-formed vegetable Paladin defending agricultural lands from pests and those greedy land developers they always have in kids’ movies about farmers trying to buy up land to build malls or whatever. Source: picsthatmakeyougohmm
Tag Archives: D&D
buddhistmamaduck: petrichormeraki: astriiformes: HEY I’M LOSING MY GOSHDANGED MIND Op you forgot the funniest reply Source: astriiformes
d&d paladin idea
lair-master: on trial, the knights templar were accused of worshiping a severed head. by some accounts, the head of medusa. imagine, holy knights who secretly kneel before the martyred gorgon. their initiation rites require they meet her lifeless gaze and withstand its petrifying curse. those who fail join the statues standing sentry atop their cathedral. …
sleazer: I CAST FUCK YOU
weareoracle: @wearepaladin Source: weareoracle
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pulling-aggro: pileofknives: brunhiddensmusings: windsroad: windsroad: why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay look, if the guy to my left has …
darkearthsuggestions: do not make silver promises; they are too sweet. reject the simple, reject the sharp, and find me in your oath. swear in whiskey-rich words, old and low. bind your heart with tree roots and plant it deep, deep. rumble the gut wrenching notes of honor, and swear to be true.
knightposting: ME N THE SQUAD HEADING OUT TO SMITE EVIL
necrofuturism: straight76ed: necrofuturism: straight76ed: necrofuturism: kaelang12: necrofuturism: necrofuturism: dnd spell: vicious mochrie – summons an enraged balding canadian to improv melee damage at your enemies (roll for comedic effect) if you have a bag of holding you can give him two items to use as props. Can he use Hoedown as a cantrip? only if …
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