probablybardrpgideas: probablystrangerpgideas: probablybardrpgideas: Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction?? you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat You’re not a real …