connorricks: cheetahtrout: cheetahtrout: connorricks: Modern birds are descended from dinosaurs. Therefore modern rubber duckies are descendants of those hollow mouth-agape cheap toy dinosaurs. Toy researchers are left only with theories as to how ‘missing link’ may have appeared, but new data is uncovered every day. This is genious doodled my own take on the rubbery matter. …

But like how is the entire plot of Jurassic World ‘well people got bored with real live dinosaurs so we made a franken-cranivore to sell more tickets’ That generic teenage dude is bored when he’s on goddamn dinosaur island are you freaking kidding me 

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