salty-red-mage: teaberryblue: theholypythia: Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction? Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.
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cemmerz: dylanolinski: pale-unic0rn: larrystylinson-stuff: larrysbellybutton: gomezwantsmullerinhisbed: dylanolinski: I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in. sometimes it just ends up being something like ITS BACK lord Y’ALL NEED JESUS Please stop reblogging this post nah whenever this appears on my dash i laugh for years
aromantic-eight: tormoody: you cant make people in your a/b/o fics say jesus christ without leaving the implication that jesus christ was some form of a/b/o #jesus is interdynamic he’s the alpha and the omega jfc pick up a bible