fire-is-her-water: starfleetrambo: starfleetrambo: starfleetrambo: ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted #or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted roomba company, please make this happen I have a Neato Botvac that has an …
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silentstep: luisonte: El Roomba lowcost #an alien right now: ‘this is the most human of human behavior’ (via rob-anybody)
systlin: voidspacer: My roomba is scared of thunderstorms I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly …
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doomybot: neopets-hentai: curlicuecal: zenyattasperceptrons: 😭 holy shit SLAIN @doomybot can you past the Turing test? cuck Source: zenyattasperceptrons
vastderp: jumpingjacktrash: bossubossupromode: s-p-giffy: bunjywunjy: setheverman: 4gifs: Japanese Sumo robots this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop …
feazelblahg: ayezaeyah: Howdy! I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before Source: algorithmsoflatecapitalism
moxperidot: wheresanegg: adulthoodisokay: wheresanegg: NEW BOSTONDYNAMICS VIDEO c’mon, 2017 is bad enough without new robots that’re totally gonna end up murdering us all there is absolutely nothing threatening about this so shut up you amish piece of shit and go churn some butter by the hearth i like the lil warmup it has to do …
needsmoreexplosions: thebrainofmorality: needsmoreexplosions: human: but you’re a robot. you’re not really a living person. you’re just made of electrical signals and processors that make you move and talk. you can’t really think. robot: you’re not really a living person. you’re just made of electrical signals and neurotransmitting chemicals that make you move and talk. you …
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